A word to the wise
Would everyone please keep the following in mind:
- No one is ethically obliged to sleep with you just because you invited him to.
- If you’ve flattered someone incessantly and he still won’t sleep with you, refer to item 1.
- If you’ve pointed out that you think someone’s refusal to sleep with you constitutes a rejection of your shared gay heritage and is a manifestation of buried shame, self-loathing, and pathetic hetero-imitating…and he still won’t sleep with you, study item 1 REAL HARD.
- If you’ve pointed out that his refusal to sleep with you is, when you stop and think about it, a repudiation of the very principles of personal liberty and autonomy that make our civilization great…and he still won’t sleep with you–hello? Item 1.
- By this point, the poor guy may be laughing so hard as to need CPR. If you take this opportunity to put the moves on him yet again, you risk getting decked. *
If after step 5, he still won’t sleep with you, you probably aren’t really gay. Go out and find a nice christian woman named Susan and get married.
Let’s not get all in a rush to saddle poor Susan with a husband who’s going to spend the rest of his life ogling waiters, UPS guys, constructions workers, and cops. It’s possible just to be gay and not know how to take a hint.
Who knows? Her husband could one day be Gov of New Jersey!
LOL. He’s already got the pushy come-ons and lack of self-criticism down cold.