The genie is out of the bottle
I know this question is going to sound redundant coming from a homosexual, but what sort of man wants his children to enter the world through Christina Aguilera‘s baby chute? Sheesh.
I know this question is going to sound redundant coming from a homosexual, but what sort of man wants his children to enter the world through Christina Aguilera‘s baby chute? Sheesh.
What guy wants to risk his Willie falling off while trying to get a kid up there in the first place? Not to mention the mother’s 50% contribution to the offspring’s genetic makeup.
I really hope she just kind of cracked under the pressure of teenage superstardom, and that the el-skanko phase was her way of rebelling or whatever. (Not that I was ever a fan of her music–we’ve been Whitneyed and Mariahed at enough over the last few decades, for Pete’s sake.) The idea that that’s her actual personality in full (ahem) flower is too awful to contemplate.
Sean asked: What sort of man wants his children to enter the world through Christina Aguilera’s baby chute?
Probably the sort of man that gives a toast to his large penis in front of the entire reception.
Wow. A match made in heaven.